Benign Humor

mabelsguidetolife:

synchronizedlameness:

I feel like if gravity falls wasn’t on a kids network that Dipper would swear a lot

i have a feeling he’d say ‘fuck’, ‘goddamn it’, and ‘holy shit’ a lot idk why he just strikes me as that kind of guy

obsidianchameleon:

avialum replied to your post “avialum replied to your post “I tried to type ‘strongly’ and it came…”

instead of putting marshmallows in hot chocolate he puts chidren’s teeth

I can just imagine Bill stealing the tooth fairy’s job just to collect teeth. Leaving notes like, “Thanks for the tooth, kid! It was delicious.”

marissagiersch:

justjenaynayy:

dolphinboy420:

i dont think i’ve ever been so frustrated

Orange you glad it’s not a banana 

it happened

marissagiersch:

justjenaynayy:

dolphinboy420:

i dont think i’ve ever been so frustrated

Orange you glad it’s not a banana

it happened

4thgraders:

why are skeletons so funny 

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

plasmalogical:

quoms:

plasmalogical:

my strongest memes would kill you. you can’t handle my strongest memes

meme seller, i am telling you that i intend to comment on reddit. i can have nothing less than your strongest memes

my strongest memes would kill a mod, let alone a follower. you’d better find a blogger who posts weaker memes

harry20l2:

aries: fearless as hell
taurus: reliable as hell
gemini: talkative as hell
cancer: dependable as hell
leo: powerful as hell
virgo: smart as hell
libra: friendly as hell
scorpio: strong as hell
sagittarius: real as hell
capricorn: loyal as hell
aquarius: weird as hell
pisces: nice as hell

jackanthonyfernandez:

Her stupid ass

mystsaphyr:

whimsicalspecks:

pemsylvania:

superlongscarf:

Current length:

104’ .5”

WOW! 100 feet down! Only …..5300 more to go. Oh boy. This might take a while.

im following this blog where this person is trying to knit a mile long scarf this is amazing and deserves more attention

why do we play god

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s1ug:

things to bring with you to college: 

- underwear

- toothbrush

- socks

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wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH