Benign Humor

harrygilmore:

rickriordamnit:

petition for australia to host a winter olympic games

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bitchpuddinq:

*tries to fix sleeping schedule* *makes it worse*

about to get surgery on my shoulder (scapula)

one step closer to winning the skeleton war

romanovvs:

getting ready in cosplay the morning of a con

358,435 plays

chocolatechilipepper:

How to Train your Dragon 2 Promo: Name That Dragon!

fucking nailed it

schgain:

mnrva:

reblog this post with the oldest meme you can think of

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Name: Morgan
Nickname: 2rad, morgue, morganwk, SD
Location: Pennsylvania
Height: 5’9
Any pets: 2 cat, 2 dog
Favourite thing about yourself: i have the luck of the devil when it comes to deadlines (last week I submitted something 30 seconds early)
Worst habit: arrogance and occasional stubbornness
Fun fact: im da bes (i bet you thought you were da bes)

Identity, Sexuality & Personality

Gender identity: cic male scum
Sexual preference: attractive people who i like mostly girls
Romantic preference: girls
"Kinsey Scale" score: screw your outdated labels
Relationship status: single as hell
Myers/Briggs type: it depends on who im with
Hogwarts house: not griffindor

Routine

"Early Bird" or "Night Owl": hoot hoot
Morning routine: agonizingly wake up, sit around for a while before eating
Bath or shower: shower
First thought in a morning: fuck i didnt get enough sleep
Last thought before falling asleep at night: fuck i dont want to wake up tomorrow im getting too little sleep as it is

School/Work

Do you work or are you a student: I’m a student who is trying to make money off of various art things
Where do you work/study: pittsburgh scitech/the library
Where do you see yourself in 5 years: producing a web series and developing its video game spinoff

Habits (Do you … )

Drink: nothing alcoholic
Smoke: nah son
Do Drugs: eugh
Exercise:  i have to walk more than i’d like to
Have a go-to comfort food: breakfast sandwich
Have a nervous habit: looking off to the side of people, cracking my neck, awkwardly folding my arms

What is your favourite … ?

Physical quality (in yourself): my dick but no really probably my face

In Others: cute hair
or cute nose
a huggable collarbones/neck area

Mental/emotional quality (in yourself): determination that sometimes takes precedence over sound reason and medical science
but only at the wrong times
when it’s for something unimportant, i can do things that should be literally impossible if i feel like it

Food: sandwich
Drink: orange soad
Animal: dogg
Artist/Band/Group:depeche mode, coldplay
Author/Poet: well dagnabbit
TV Show: my own
hehehe
but probably the x files idk
community
Actor/Actress: well dagnabbit even more i cannot dee-cide

spinefloret:

The top ten angsty, overplayed, guitar-heavy songs from the mid-2000’s that absolutely everyone (including you) used to make choppily edited anime fanvids in windows movie maker.
Listen @8tracks​ 

spinefloret:

The top ten angsty, overplayed, guitar-heavy songs from the mid-2000’s that absolutely everyone (including you) used to make choppily edited anime fanvids in windows movie maker.

Listen @8tracks​ 

fuck-kirk:

sunsdown:

THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOSH IT’S SO HAPPY AND THERE ARE SO MANY BALLS TO CHOOSE FROM AND THEN IN THE END IT’S JUST SO OVERWHELMED WITH HAPPINESS IT HAS TO LEAVE

i dont have to say it we’re all thinking the same thing

kldzbop:

kldzbop:

see if u can unscramble this sentence: go aawy

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correct

cynniciotron:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!

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cynniciotron:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!

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saccharinesylph:

How I talk to my cat varies from, “hello sweet one, baby cat, little boyyy” to “YOUNG MAN, DON’T YOU DARE. GO AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID.”